english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
No kids maybe idk
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
tyleroakley found a broom-like stick and thinks he is Cinderella.
mind you, this was after I pretended I was a witch riding it through the park sorRY I JUST HAVE A BIG IMAGINATION
Air- Walked in school, didn’t care, no fucks were given ever.
Fire- 46 minutes of half-assed trying
Water- survives until lunch
Earth- never gives up ever but dies from stress