annie.

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via unironic-yo)

jpgay:

sext: i would pip pip diddly do you

(via unironic-yo)

freelove9211:

iceheavy-branches:

I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.

No kids maybe idk

(via unironic-yo)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via princess---rachel)

tyleroakley:

ughoakley:

tyleroakley found a broom-like stick and thinks he is Cinderella.

mind you, this was after I pretended I was a witch riding it through the park sorRY I JUST HAVE A BIG IMAGINATION

(via gilbert-mntr92)

How long it takes for the signs to mentally give up in school?

shitthesignssay:

Air- Walked in school, didn’t care, no fucks were given ever.

Fire- 46 minutes of half-assed trying

Water- survives until lunch

Earth- never gives up ever but dies from stress

(via alopey)

American Horror Story: Freak Show.

(Source: fionagoddess, via bal-lerina)

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