annie.

Have you ever been homesick for a place you have never been to?

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

(via grehy)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via chickenqveen)

me:im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me:gets in bed
me:how was earth created
me:who made microwaves
me:how does the internet even work
me:i'm hungry
me:feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me:remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me:too tired to sleep

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

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sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

(via ineedtofindmywaybacktothestart)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(via the-secondstartothe-right)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via lovelylinnea)

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

(via gilbert-mntr92)

wincestplease:

Jared just holds Jensen’s hand like “No where are you going don’t leave me”

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